Without harry potter? i don't know what you mean..

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

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xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

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Things British People Say During Sex:

princemoth:

  • Tally ho, old sport
  • Whistling dippers
  • Gosh golly gosh and heavens
  • Ya minger innit blud brrrrap
  • Butter my crumpets
  • Aye sonny jim
  • BOB’S YER UNCLE
  • Tickity-boo
  • My wo r d
  • Good show, old chap
  • Tbh I need a cuppa can we do this later

We also say expelliarmus at the point of orgasm old sport

(Source: gendernewts, via thehilariousblog)

siriusly-prefer-padfoot:

Which Marauder name could Harry pronounce first? (AU)

"Come on, Harry. Say it. Say Padfoot."

"Moony."

"Oh for f-fudge’s sake!"

"Told you. I’m his favourite. Aren’t I?"

"Moony."

"Listen here, Harry. I’m your godfather and I’m supposed to buy you stuff. That’s the deal. So the least you can do for me is say Padfoot. Pad-foot. Your mother’s smart, you should be able to pick this up fairly easy."

"Moony."

"No. Pad-foot."

"P-"

"Yes, keep going!"

"P-oo."

"This is ridiculous, Harry. Pad-foot."

"Moony."

"James! Your child is broken and needs to sort out his priorities." 

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Ron Weasley + quotes (part 1)

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damnelves:

the magic begins: Favourite Relationships (1/3) - The Golden Trio

A warmth was spreading through Harry that had nothing to do with the sunlight; a tight obstruction in his chest seemed to be dissolving. The mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, was worth more than he could ever tell them.

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quote meme: “and i know that our hearts are broken and that it hurts, but that’s what makes us human.” "emotion is a weakness." “no, it’s our strength because it’s the one thing they don’t have.”

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